NEW MIKEISM-- "I love ranch so much I'd put it on anything. Hell if I only had two ribs, I'd suck my own dick!!"

MikeISM #1-- "Buckle UP! Daddy's DRUNK!"

MikeISM #2-- "That's not a noun! That's a REVERB!"

MikeISM #3-- "You make us ALLL maturbate! You make me SICK!"

MikeISM #4-- "I went deep-sea tuna fishing and the only thing I caught was chlamydia!!!"

MikeISM #5-- " SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! CATCH THE MEANEST, HEAVIEST BAND IN THE WORLD--PANTERA!!! WITH OPENING SPECIAL GUEST  Yanni!"

MikeISM #6-- "Death is an influence to live"

MikeISM #7-- "I'm not contagious, I just smell bad!!!"

MikeISM#8-- "Ass sweat.....it's just not natural!"

MikeISM#9-- "Don't choke on cough drops, they won't melt fast enough!"

MikeISM#10-- "Quilted toilet paper is for shits and giggles!"